Certified Banger Zombie Hoodie
This hoodie?
It’s giving:
“Cozy enough to hide from your problems but still too cool to care.”
This undead legend is rocking the Certified Banger Zombie art because one Echo Born riff was all it took to raise them from the grave.
(Seriously, same energy.)
Vital stats:
Soft enough for your midnight existential dread
Artwork so loud it might wake your neighbors (or the dead)
Guaranteed to make at least one stranger say, “Where’d you get that hoodie?”
Whether you’re binge-watching horror movies or just ghosting your group chat, this hoodie says:
“I’m warm, I’m stylish, and yeah — I might be decaying inside.”
Buy it. Wear it. Haunt your friends.
Tech Specs (because you deserve the deets):
100% cotton face for that buttery-soft feel
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend — cozy but built to last
Front pouch pocket for snacks, phones, or hands-on-chill mode
Snug 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings — because details matter
Blank product sourced from Pakistan (we keep it global, but quality stays local)
Heads up:
This hoodie is made fresh just for you after you order it — so it takes a bit longer to get to your door.
You’re helping reduce waste, which is pretty damn cool.
So go ahead... layer up and rot responsibly. 🖤