Certified Banger Zombie Tee
This shirt?
It’s giving:
“Yes, I’m emotionally decomposing but at least I look sick.”
This undead legend is throwing up the horns because he heard one Echo Born riff and rose from the grave.
(And honestly? Mood.)
Vital stats:
100% comfy for your late-night spirals
Artwork loud enough to wake the dead
Guaranteed to make at least one barista say “cool shirt”
Whether you're moshing in your mind or just haunting the group chat, this tee says:
“I may be rotting... but I’ve got taste.”
Buy it. Wear it. Scare your coworkers.
Tech Specs (for the nerds):
100% combed & ring-spun cotton (aka soft af)
Heather colors contain some polyester because life’s unpredictable
Lightweight and pre-shrunk so it won't betray you in the wash
Side-seamed construction = nice fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up:
This shirt is made just for you when you order it — which means it takes a bit longer to arrive.
You're helping cut back on overproduction.
So go ahead… rot responsibly. 🖤