Certified Banger Zombie Poster
This poster?
It’s giving:
“Yes, I’m emotionally decomposing but at least my wall has taste.”
This undead legend heard one Echo Born riff and clawed his way out of the grave — just to throw up the horns and hang out in your room.
(Honestly? Power move.)
Vital stats:
Print loud enough to wake the dead
Fits perfectly between your existential dread and your vinyl collection
May cause spontaneous compliments from sad friends with good taste
Whether you’re decorating your practice space, bedroom, or emotional support dungeon, this poster says:
“I may be falling apart... but my wall art is holding it together.”
Add to cart. Summon the vibe. Start your undead decor era.
Details (for the nerds):
Museum-quality print on thick matte paper
Rich colors that slap, even in low lighting
Ships in protective packaging, unlike your feelings
Made-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction (thanks for being cool)